nykingpin:

I think somebody wants his Christmas present early.

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Only if it’s alcohol.

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nykingpin:

It seems like my people have been doing some charity work by socializing with the less fortunate creatures on the West Side. Don’t you just love the Christmas spirit? I’ll let it slide this time, I’m feeling generous. Please try to keep in mind, though: we don’t feed or touch the animals under any circumstances. That’s all.

And this is why you’re my favorite and only person I can stand.


jemappelle-brittany:

Rules are so boring. I just want to have some fun. I mean, I just got here. Can’t you give me a day or something. All my friends back home want to know what the “subway” is like and see all the places in the rap songs we hear on the radio.

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If that’s the case, then I’m coming with you.


jemappelle-brittany:

Oh hey Brody! Nice seeing you again. What rules are you talking about? Sebastian’s mom kinda already told me that Manhattan and the upper east side are the safest places. I really really want to go on the trains though. I heard they go all over the city! Plus, it’s going to be SO much fun, like New York Minute! If the Olsen twins can do it, I totally can too.

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Yeah, it’s nice seeing your hot self around again. But seriously though, we need to go over the rules because I know you’re the type to ~accidentally~ break them and whatnot.


thestunningstarlet:

Smythes really are disgusting.

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Please do. I’d love to see it end in your doom.

I’m a guy with lots of muscles and years of experience in several fighting forms, including BJJ, capoeira, and muy thai, amongst others. And Santana is just…. some girl who can knows how to talk… and… use her looks as a “weapon” and… uh… that’s that. 

It’d take me two seconds to take her down, if even.


jemappelle-brittany:

It’s just like the movies, but a lot dirtier. I think I got the whole living here down, I have Gossip Girl to thank for that. I just don’t think I’m allowed to go down to Brooklyn or wherever Dan lives. People at school are kind of funny though, they keep asking me to say different words and keep asking if I have a pet moose. Moose are really scary in real life, don’t believe the cartoons! They walk in front of your car sometimes and then their antlers go through your window and it’s just really really bad. You don’t want a pet moose. Plus, they bite.

Anyway, some of my new friends at school told me to make one of these things so we could start an army of funny cat video blogs. I still don’t really know how to work this thing so I’m just clicking random buttons, that usually works when I use the microwave. If anyone knows how to work this thing, let me know because I have 11 people following me and that’s kinda creepy. I’m pretty sure if I told the cops that, they’d be over at the house in a heartbeat. 

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Oh dear God.

We need a meeting STAT, so we can go over the rules.


studnami:

Who am I to stop you from embarrassing yourself? Cuz, dude, the only thing that’ll be broken on me is my wide open grin as I smash your head in against the cold, hard cement.

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See, the difference is you can’t back up your shit talk, whereas can. Underestimating me is a fool’s mistake, and you’re the biggest one there is.


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studnami:

Leave the familia A-L-O-N.

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We might be blurring the lines between East and West while surfing this blue lagoon, but that doesn’t change the fact that you Smythes are still a buncha limp noodled scum in the eyes of the Puckasaurus. So make the right move, and don’t be so quick to friendinizing with the enemy, cuz one cookie stolen from the Lopez’s cookie jar, and my fists won’t have a problem going all Death Star when it meets your face. - Consider this your first and only warning.

I’d like to see you try and go all “Death Star” on my face, and see how that ends up for you.

Hint: it ends with you screaming in pain from broken fingers.


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wilderpastures:

Touché.

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Ooh, what a badass. ‘Incapable of feelings’, how intimidating. I appreciate your borderline psychosis, Weston, but you’re trying to impress the wrong girl.

Oh, get over yourself. I wasn’t trying to impress you.


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thestunningstarlet:

That’s the problem with you Smythes. You have no respect, not even for the fallen. A wounded soldier is a soldier who fought valiantly, no matter what uniform they wear. But from what I gather, you’re all too insolent to comprehend that.

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And I wasn’t talking about the threat to you from the police. Santana Lopez is far scarier.

Respect is earned. And it sure as hell wasn’t in this case.

I’ll say it to her face, then. I do enjoy seeing her pissed off.